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i don’t normally link to external pages but this is an exception…

you must go here now

but its never for long

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…and its a pretty horrible photoshop job too

just so we are clear bumphlegm is in no way making light of this situation, we are mearly exploiting it for our own purposes…
oh yeah, this will be the last post from our friend dismembered jesus for a couple of weeks as he is having a rest before he starts the next leg of the where is your god now world tour…

yeah look i realise that its kinda dumb posting one of our 404 pages in the blog (is that what this is??) but after i made this one i chuckled and chuckled and then i coughed for a bit but then after i finished coughing i chuckled some more. a little while later i felt bad but then the feelings of guilt etc were overwhelmed by more chuckling… i could go on – maybe tell you about the indigestion i’ve had all day or how i won’t wash my clothes in laundromats for fear of catching some weird virus spread by washing machines…but at the end of the day you don’t care about any of that so i’ll sum up just by saying that i hope there is somewhere i can go to get some over priced flavoured balls of calcium carbonate to help ease this pain. i think i’m gonna stop eating bread. its no good. anyway…

hooray for goatse inspired favicons…

bumphlegm t-shirt for anyone who can finish this well for me