Archive for August, 2009

jesus and some pigs in traffic outside of shanghai..

Sunday, August 30th, 2009

where is your god now

just like any other broom only three times the price..

Wednesday, August 26th, 2009

mercedes benz broom

anytime, anywhere…

Monday, August 24th, 2009

fat tan

ancient chinese jesus…

Sunday, August 23rd, 2009

where is your god now

mannequin about to crack a goatse..

Wednesday, August 19th, 2009

more goatse gags...

jesus ponders the eco-friendliness of a 5 headed shower..

Sunday, August 16th, 2009

but he still used the bloody thing..

so you wanna get fucked up in china legally…

Wednesday, August 12th, 2009

it can be a bit of a pain going to foreign countries and trying to work out what level of pharmaceuticals they have to get you nice and cosy…err, sorry, i mean to help you cope with the jetlag…
our roaming drug reporter Godfrey Livingstone found these in southern china:
not speaking any mandarin other than the usual pleasantries and a few phrases to get me slapped by the local women i resorted to a charades kind of game where i would go to the chemists and act out taking a tablet, stumbling around then falling asleep – this brought many a laugh from the local children and got the point across to the herbalists too…

chinese drugs to make you sleep

this one is fast acting, leaves you with little memory of the previous nights events and the hang over isn’t too bad…i have only had one opportunity to try them so far and i took 6…i think the recommended dose was 2-3…usually doubliing that gives you a good idea of what they are like…i had a look online and found that they even have fda approval – i hope that means they have not put any lead or mercury in them :) for those who care the pack does make reference to some kind of blood and a few other not so vegan friendly ingredients…these cost about $2 for the pack

chinese drugs to make you sleep

these, once again, i had 6 of…i cant say they hit me as quickly, i took them in shanghai one evening and had the time to go and eat and then wander around a bit looking in legitimate dvd markets before the kick in. i then found myself completely lost, walking down deserted streets trying to find my way back to the hotel…sex workers were their usual pushy selves and i could barely find the ability to open my mouth to say leave me alone in hacked up, drug thickened chinese…i can remember going into an icecream shop where they charged me what converted to $15 for a small sorbet and feeling like they were so aware of my shitfaced-ness and were taking the piss…eventually i found my way home and i crashed as soon as my head hit the pillow…the hang over the next day was the worst i’ve had from a pharmaceutical and i felt like a zombie for all of the day – i dont think i properly woke up until the day after that…these proclaim to have hops in them and a few other bits and pieces i can’t be bothered listing…they were more expensive – around $4 for the pack…

next time i’ll be back with reports on the danish scene and what happens when you double the dose again from what i did this time round…

jesus hanging with padre pio

Sunday, August 9th, 2009

padre pio and your god

do not disturb/fuck off

Friday, August 7th, 2009

do not disturb

stupid questions – stupid website

Monday, August 3rd, 2009

i love lesbians

gay straight or bi