Archive for 2012

Timmy’s Penis – A parent’s little helper.

Wednesday, October 31st, 2012

The first of twenty-three novels in the Cult of Celebrity Kill Team Chronicles has finally made it to iTunes as an iBook for download onto your iDevices and, it is FREE.

If you need help explaining to your children the awkward subjects of incest, war and disease then this is the book for you.

Click below to get it from iTunes:

Timmy's Penis - Teddy Edward

For those of you who don’t use Apple products, we will have a link up here soon so you can download it directly from us.

Timmy's Penis

I could see it being funny in the 90′s

Tuesday, October 30th, 2012

is what I said. As if somehow that made it’s weaker qualities acceptable.
And the response to that was:
“Possibly if it was novel, which it isn’t at this stage of the game, it’d be a lot funnier. The ep I watched earlier had one of the skits basically being about how they say “fuck” a lot. It’s clearly a pre-2girls1cup sorta world they’re living in.”
And it was just. It was true. Once you watch the least safe for work video ever there is not much else left. What is real anymore? Breaking glass in your bum, having a horse fuck you in the arse – these things have left me with a hunger for content that can not be satisfied.
Nothing is real now unless it has been shared with the internets.
End review of Mr Show.

Life’s simple equations for personal betterment:

Tuesday, September 11th, 2012

The next time you have sexual intercourse, put a snuff film on within eyes view.

it’s time for toast. . .

Saturday, August 4th, 2012

the fuck you toaster

rising from the sewers. . .

Sunday, July 22nd, 2012

rising above the shit

Teddy Edward – a self portrait.

Wednesday, June 20th, 2012

self portrait

the taxi of the beast…

Sunday, May 13th, 2012


I kinda don’t like that keep calm and carry on meme but. . .

Sunday, April 1st, 2012

keep calm and live without freedom

Gotye vs. XTC

Monday, March 12th, 2012

I find these two songs very similar to each other.

Gotye – somebody that I used to know


XTC – senses working overtime

hookers, shame, blood letting…

Tuesday, February 14th, 2012

I’m not the only one whom in order to deal with the shame of sleeping with a hooker kills them, am I?