Merchandise
Buy our shit. Not in any order at the moment – once we sort out shop integration into the site you will be able to search by category etcetera..
World’s Best Cunt [mug]
I kill cops and I don’t vote [vinyl bumper sticker] 11″x3″
8 balls [t shirt]
Perhaps you should pull the butt plug out of your arse and shove it in your mouth to stop the stupid from spilling out [t shirt]
Five in the Poo [t shirt]
Why not show your support for Teddy Edward’s Life Becomes Parody by buying a t shirt with the Five in the Poo album front cover on it.
Sure, I’m gay but I still had yo’ mama [vinyl bumper sticker] 11″x3″
While you’ve been reading this I’ve slipped Rohypnol in your drink. [t-shirt or mug]
The Noose Neck Tie [black]
Shit happens – just look at you [bumper sticker]