Merchandise

Buy our shit. Not in any order at the moment – once we sort out shop integration into the site you will be able to search by category etcetera..

World’s Best Cunt [mug]

WORLD'S BEST CUNT mug
Click here to buy this now. by bumphlegm

I kill cops and I don’t vote [vinyl bumper sticker] 11″x3″

I kill cops and I don't vote.
Buy the “I kill cops and I don't vote.” vinyl bumper sticker by bumphlegm

8 balls [t shirt]

8 Balls
Buy the 8 Balls shirt now! by bumphlegm

Perhaps you should pull the butt plug out of your arse and shove it in your mouth to stop the stupid from spilling out [t shirt]

PULL OUT THE BUTT PLUG
Buy our PULL OUT THE BUTT PLUG shirt! by bumphlegm

Five in the Poo [t shirt]
Why not show your support for Teddy Edward’s Life Becomes Parody by buying a t shirt with the Five in the Poo album front cover on it.

Five in the Poo T shirt
Buy the shirt now! by bumphlegm



Sure, I’m gay but I still had yo’ mama [vinyl bumper sticker] 11″x3″

Sure, I'm gay but I still had yo' mama...
Buy the “Sure, I'm gay but I still had yo' mama…” sticker now! by bumphlegm

While you’ve been reading this I’ve slipped Rohypnol in your drink. [t-shirt or mug]

ROHYPNOL IN YOUR DRINK - MUG
Buy the mug now! Choose from all kinds of liquid dispensers. by bumphlegm

WHILE YOU'VE BEEN READING THIS I SLIPPED ROHYPNOL
Buy the t shirt now! by bumphlegm

The Noose Neck Tie [black]

The Noose Neck Tie [Black]
Buy The Noose Neck Tie [in Black] now! by bumphlegm
Also available in white.

Shit happens – just look at you [bumper sticker]

Shit happens - just look at you.
Buy this sticker here by bumphlegm