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Five in the Poo EP

Here in the poorly format of mp3 is the Five in the Poo EP by Teddy Edward’s Life Becomes Parody.
Buy it on iTunes (amongst others) from 22/12/2012.
Five in the Poo is proudly released by the Sounds of PolyDrug Intoxication.
Enjoy!

Track 01. The Table

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Track 02. State Protected Ears

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Track 03. Live rounds, safety off, and the barrel in my mouth

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Track 04. 50 Shades of Brown

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Track 05. Almond Bitter (spread some of that goodness on me)

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Teddy Edward's Life Becomes Parody

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Freddy’s Black Hole

Part two of The Cult of Celebrity Kill Team Chronicles explores the dark and stinky areas of Freddy’s mind using a hands on approach that can only be described as Reichian psychoanalysis.
Will the orgone accumulators save Freddy, or has he already travelled too far into the field of his mind’s black hole that no amount of orgastic potency can save his ego?

Available now for free from iBooks (iTunes).

For those who don’t use apple products we will have it available for download from here soon.

Freddy's Black Hole - Teddy Edward

Freddy's Black Hole

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my dating t-shirt
part of bumphlegm’s summer 2012 clothing line. . .

The first shirt from the summer 2012 range by our little known clothing line “end thread” or “close thread” (depending on who you are). How to order details will be put up here in next day or two.

close thread

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A sketch of me eating my own poop. . .

eating my own shit

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We’re back, bitches!

After an eight month hiatus we are back again to continue the absurdity.
Please endure the changes to the site as they are implemented.

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Timmy’s Penis – A parent’s little helper.

The first of twenty-three novels in the Cult of Celebrity Kill Team Chronicles has finally made it to iTunes as an iBook for download onto your iDevices and, it is FREE.

If you need help explaining to your children the awkward subjects of incest, war and disease then this is the book for you.

Click below to get it from iTunes:

Timmy's Penis - Teddy Edward

For those of you who don’t use Apple products, we will have a link up here soon so you can download it directly from us.

Timmy's Penis

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I could see it being funny in the 90′s

is what I said. As if somehow that made it’s weaker qualities acceptable.
And the response to that was:
“Possibly if it was novel, which it isn’t at this stage of the game, it’d be a lot funnier. The ep I watched earlier had one of the skits basically being about how they say “fuck” a lot. It’s clearly a pre-2girls1cup sorta world they’re living in.”
And it was just. It was true. Once you watch the least safe for work video ever there is not much else left. What is real anymore? Breaking glass in your bum, having a horse fuck you in the arse – these things have left me with a hunger for content that can not be satisfied.
Nothing is real now unless it has been shared with the internets.
End review of Mr Show.

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Life’s simple equations for personal betterment:

The next time you have sexual intercourse, put a snuff film on within eyes view.

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it’s time for toast. . .

the fuck you toaster

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rising from the sewers. . .

rising above the shit