Posts Tagged ‘consuming’
Interactions with Walmart..
Saturday, May 29th, 2010BUMPHLEGM: Excuse me, but where do i find your cigarettes?
CLERK: I’m sorry, Walmart doesn’t sell cigarettes – we are a family store.
BUMPHLEGM: Yet you sell live ammunition?
CLERK: Yes, but smoking will kill you.
i wanna collect more mp3s than i have time left alive to listen to them
Tuesday, January 12th, 2010bumphlegm needs your help!!
being a part of the idiotic data hoarding scene it has been a goal of mine for some time now to collect a greater amount of mp3z (based on their play time) than i have time left to live. this all of a sudden seems far more reasonable to achieve now i have found out i am half way through my life (according to that death clock website). so i need to collect 305300 hours of music. no repeats..
how can you help? either of two ways..
1. you could send me a list of any mpoo3s you have and are willing to burn and send or
2. you could come and kill me now.
both ways i win but right now i would prefer if everyone just stuck to the option of sending me their music catalogues..
the email is at the bottom of this page.