don’t name your child “face book”, i guess. .
Thursday, July 7th, 2011
Posts Tagged ‘consuming’
Interactions with Walmart..
Saturday, May 29th, 2010BUMPHLEGM: Excuse me, but where do i find your cigarettes?
CLERK: I’m sorry, Walmart doesn’t sell cigarettes – we are a family store.
BUMPHLEGM: Yet you sell live ammunition?
CLERK: Yes, but smoking will kill you.
i wanna collect more mp3s than i have time left alive to listen to them
Tuesday, January 12th, 2010bumphlegm needs your help!!
being a part of the idiotic data hoarding scene it has been a goal of mine for some time now to collect a greater amount of mp3z (based on their play time) than i have time left to live. this all of a sudden seems far more reasonable to achieve now i have found out i am half way through my life (according to that death clock website). so i need to collect 305300 hours of music. no repeats..
how can you help? either of two ways..
1. you could send me a list of any mpoo3s you have and are willing to burn and send or
2. you could come and kill me now.
both ways i win but right now i would prefer if everyone just stuck to the option of sending me their music catalogues..
the email is at the bottom of this page.
save ten cents!
Thursday, November 19th, 2009
odd marketing strategy…
Wednesday, September 16th, 2009
fresh air from natural forest in a can..
Wednesday, July 29th, 2009
rubbish bins? bah! it’ll all sort itself out eventually…
Sunday, July 26th, 2009
please try a different etching request
Wednesday, July 1st, 2009
the chaser’s war on nothing…
Friday, June 26th, 2009
cunning marketing for stupid consumers..
Wednesday, June 24th, 2009
