bUM pHLEGM

The next time you have sexual intercourse, put a snuff film on within eyes view.

I’m not the only one whom in order to deal with the shame of sleeping with a hooker kills them, am I?

bumphlegm needs your help!!
being a part of the idiotic data hoarding scene it has been a goal of mine for some time now to collect a greater amount of mp3z (based on their play time) than i have time left to live. this all of a sudden seems far more reasonable to achieve now i have found out i am half way through my life (according to that death clock website). so i need to collect 305300 hours of music. no repeats..
how can you help? either of two ways..
1. you could send me a list of any mpoo3s you have and are willing to burn and send or
2. you could come and kill me now.
both ways i win but right now i would prefer if everyone just stuck to the option of sending me their music catalogues..
the email is at the bottom of this page.

too soon?

even the beanie seems dodgey in context

(ha ha ha)
- Submitted by Sir Gaigin..