There has never been a shark attack on land.
Sunday, January 1st, 2012It’s just common sense, surely..
It’s just common sense, surely..

Just found this going through my Google Notes – absolutely no idea on the context. Please, if you can, help decipher…
“Finger tip to elbow at eyes
Eyes to the arse
Knee to foot
Deep body plus an elbow to a knuckle
Wide elbow to knuckle”
Biggie’s Mall would be a great place to shop…

“You might want to pull that dildo out of your arse and shove it in your mouth to stop yourself from saying anything else you will regret…”
truth be told probably the best thing i will say all year.




