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Available now for free download.

Why not show your support for Teddy Edward’s Life Becomes Parody by buying a t shirt with the Five in the Poo album front cover on it.

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. . .you can get the EP “Five in the Poo” by Teddy Edward’s Life Becomes Parody from here.
$3.99 for 5 tracks – how can you go wrong.
This is the first time we have asked for money for product in five years of operation – I feel dirty now because wiki donation requests annoy me yet are probably for a better good.
Please notice our lack of references to the end of the world. Damn.

Here in the poorly format of mp3 is the Five in the Poo EP by Teddy Edward’s Life Becomes Parody.
Buy it on iTunes (amongst others) from 22/12/2012.
Five in the Poo is proudly released by the Sounds of PolyDrug Intoxication.
Enjoy!

Track 01. The Table

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Track 02. State Protected Ears

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Track 03. Live rounds, safety off, and the barrel in my mouth

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Track 04. 50 Shades of Brown

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Track 05. Almond Bitter (spread some of that goodness on me)

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Part two of The Cult of Celebrity Kill Team Chronicles explores the dark and stinky areas of Freddy’s mind using a hands on approach that can only be described as Reichian psychoanalysis.
Will the orgone accumulators save Freddy, or has he already travelled too far into the field of his mind’s black hole that no amount of orgastic potency can save his ego?

Available now for free from iBooks (iTunes).

For those who don’t use apple products we will have it available for download from here soon.

The first of twenty-three novels in the Cult of Celebrity Kill Team Chronicles has finally made it to iTunes as an iBook for download onto your iDevices and, it is FREE.

If you need help explaining to your children the awkward subjects of incest, war and disease then this is the book for you.

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For those of you who don’t use Apple products, we will have a link up here soon so you can download it directly from us.