Archive for August, 2008

rain, hail, new government or shine its still gotta get to the streets…

Sunday, August 31st, 2008

heroin its my life and its my wife

qantas encouraging pre-teen masturbation

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

i wank for qantas and the olympics

because your natural skin colour is wrong

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

fade out...because black is bad

the weird water cup thing. . .

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

one day when looking for the cat i strolled into the room of my then housemate. he was away for three weeks and had left a few days before. i had never really been in his room before, it had never seemed strange to me from the outside but on this occasion of actually entering i couldn’t help but notice the 4 glasses of water all in a row on his bedside table, three of which were filled right to the rim and the fourth to about 15mm under the top…any one got any suggestions for this one?

weird water games

segregate the sheep..

Friday, August 8th, 2008

eating sheep that you've fucked is immoral

a bit too art-wank but so it goes

Thursday, August 7th, 2008

nice tree

Advanced Production and Loading my arse…

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008

Always Provide Lemons

Choc-Hazelnut Cookies [vegan]

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008

100g dairy free margarine
100g sugar
2 teaspoons no egg mixed with 4 teaspoons oil
2 teaspoons vanilla essence
100g chopped dairy free dark chocolate
75g chopped toasted hazelnuts
150g rice flour
50g hazelnut meal

Combine margarine, sugar, no egg and vanilla in bowl and blend until well mixed.
In second bowl combine chocolate, toasted hazelnuts, rice flour and hazelnut meal and blend until well mixed.
Combine the two bowls, blend ingredients again. Knead then roll into sausage. Cut 20mm slices off sausage.
Place on tray with baking paper or similar and cook in oven preheated to 180 degrees celsius for 15 minutes.

maybe you should just stick to lego. . .

Monday, August 4th, 2008

maersk - danish for circus

how to lose your IRATA membership. . .

Sunday, August 3rd, 2008

knob polishers like this fuck the industry for everyone…[2.5MB]