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Second gig ever apparently…August 19, 1977..
The tracks off this will appear up here from time to time, i’ll post them in the order they were played on the night…

01 – Blitzkrieg bop

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Where is your god now? Flying economy…I guess he don’t need the leg room…

Ingredients:

Group A
200grams non-dairy margarine
2 cups sugar
4 eggs (8 teaspoons of No-egg mixed with 4 tablespoons of oil)
4 teaspoons vanilla

Group B
2 1/3 cups self raising flour
1 cup cocoa
1 cup chocolate chips

Group C
2 cups soymilk

Procedure:
Take ingredients from Group A and beat together well.
In separate bowl take Group B and stir until well mixed.
Add Group A to Group B and the soymilk (Group C) and mix.
Place mixture into well lubricated cake tin and bake in preheated oven at 200degrees Celsius for 50 minutes. Remove, cover top with foil and put backing oven for a further 15 minutes.

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by Iron Sausage (1999)
Leftovers from “Not a lot about nothing” CD released on Chaotic Thoughts Records
- 320kbps

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Where is your god now?
riding my stolen bike to the airport obviously…

Group A
2 carrots
1 large white radish
1 large cucumber
1 red pepper
1 green pepper
4 sticks celery
10cm piece ginger
8 shallots

Group B
2 ¼ cups sugar
2 ¼ cups white vinegar
1 teaspoon salt
1 ¼ cups water

Procedure:
Chop all of Group A, place in bowl.
Boil enough water to cover vegetables. Add this water to the vegetables for 2 minutes.
Strain.
Note: this is not the water from Group B.
Combine all of Group B in saucepan and stir over low heat until sugar dissolves.
Bring to the boil then allow to cool.
Place all of Group A and B in jar and keep in refrigerator for 2 to 3 weeks.
Add to any meal you desire. It goes well with tofu and rice, as base vegetables for fried rice etc.

Dear Apple Inc. After mounting your iPhone to a crucifix and placing it into 35 litres of urine I found that the phone has stopped working. Is this a common fault with the iPhone product range and will you still honor the phones warranty?