BUMPHLEGM: Excuse me, but where do i find your cigarettes?
CLERK: I’m sorry, Walmart doesn’t sell cigarettes – we are a family store.
BUMPHLEGM: Yet you sell live ammunition?
CLERK: Yes, but smoking will kill you.
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