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October 18th, 2010 at 2:50 am
Motherfucking douchebag piece of shit I hope some rapist put a knife up your ass and cut all your insides and rip your gut like a fish and stuff your mouth with your own intestines to make you eat your own shit!!! then left you in a gutter agonizing really slow and I hope that some inbred like you were, take some pictures of you dying to post them online with stupid captions to make you a celebrity and fulfill your ultimate desire to become the biggest attention whore ever!!!
THAT POOR INNOCENT CAT WAS A MORE VALUABLE BEING FOR THIS WORLD THAN YOU ARE, YOU FUCKING SICK ASSHOLE!!!
October 24th, 2010 at 1:32 am
hAhAhaHaHaaaaaaa…u again ?! Get a life… :p
November 9th, 2010 at 4:15 pm
Wow, you really are sub-human – you realize that, dont you? Sociopathic bastard, you belong behind bars, Im reporting this site.
September 9th, 2011 at 8:52 am
Lol I love how people get all heated up over fucking animals. I mean I don’t go around raping camels and mutilating cats but seriously. A person will laugh at how a human gets run over or something, but then it comes to a stupid cat (By the way I actually like cats and treat them nicely) and everyone starts threatening. Seriously I hate many humans and would care less about seeing some fucked up or killed, but a human like is worth so much more then a animals. It’s the fucking food chain brainless fucks! Seriously who gives a flying fuck if a cat gets eaten by a snake ha ha ha, who gives a flying fuck if a human gets eaten by a snake ha ha ha. I say if something gets killed then whatever, it probably had it coming from natural selection. So stop crying like a bunch of idiots like you personally knew that cat and had meaningful conversations with it before someone mutilated it’s face (Other mutilated lol cat) or before a snake got it and ate it cause it was hungry! It’s what happened so whatever. Get over or something will eat you face! AHAHAHAHahhahahahahaha ha ha… ha… ha… aha…. ha… a…..ha ha ha.