Posts Tagged ‘death’

Life’s simple equations for personal betterment:

Tuesday, September 11th, 2012

The next time you have sexual intercourse, put a snuff film on within eyes view.

hookers, shame, blood letting…

Tuesday, February 14th, 2012

I’m not the only one whom in order to deal with the shame of sleeping with a hooker kills them, am I?

kentucky man eats bad eggs, kills 5 and self, chickens everywhere get nervous…

Tuesday, September 14th, 2010

eggs not guns

cults are great..

Monday, March 15th, 2010

dead baby comes back to life

i wanna collect more mp3s than i have time left alive to listen to them

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

bumphlegm needs your help!!
being a part of the idiotic data hoarding scene it has been a goal of mine for some time now to collect a greater amount of mp3z (based on their play time) than i have time left to live. this all of a sudden seems far more reasonable to achieve now i have found out i am half way through my life (according to that death clock website). so i need to collect 305300 hours of music. no repeats..
how can you help? either of two ways..
1. you could send me a list of any mpoo3s you have and are willing to burn and send or
2. you could come and kill me now.
both ways i win but right now i would prefer if everyone just stuck to the option of sending me their music catalogues..
the email is at the bottom of this page.

things japan..

Tuesday, December 1st, 2009

things japan are not cool. well no more than any other culture. fuck things japan and fuck the internets

lest we forget…

Saturday, June 27th, 2009

dead paedophile

too soon?

in bad taste…

Friday, March 13th, 2009

McClendons killing shooting spree

eBay – buy all you need to kill and burn your corpses on the one website..

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

even the beanie seems dodgey in context

ebay - bargains for killers

the price of freedom

Monday, June 2nd, 2008

(ha ha ha)
- Submitted by Sir Gaigin..

911 conspiracies will go on longer than don juans balls